[CR]Re: Humor on the CR list > I'm coming Out (to next year's Cirque)

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To: classicrendezvous@bikelist.org
From: "Ben Kamenjas" <bici_pimp@mac.com>
Date: Sun, 18 Jun 2006 00:58:21 +1000
Subject: [CR]Re: Humor on the CR list > I'm coming Out (to next year's Cirque)

Hey Coolio's,

Ummmmmm ......

Finding this the most fascinating thread !!!!!

Ummmmmm ......

Outing on the list ????

If i'd only known ......

Whomsoever is friends with the cocaine-dealing hairdresser, lemme know if he/she plans to attend cirque next year for certain and what the going rate is for a cut/colour and an 8-ball. Hopefully, I can catch up on the "magic 8-ball" evenings at the Battleground with e-Richie, Pergs, Baylis and the gang that I read about in Cirque's gone past. Is there a Jacuzzi?

Wow ... my head spins with excited anticipation. Can next years theme be Campy Only? I can't wait to finally meet everyone, especially the girls ... Hilary, Jan, et al. Where's my Donna Summer mixtape?

It might please some of you to know that Greg "Softly" and myself are riding to next years cirque, we gotta head off soon to make it on time and I just finished the final details for my On Topic (pre-1983) shorts. I might change the wig to something a little more like Warren Beatty's in the film Shampoo and Mr. Sidi has made us some custom cycling shoes with Campissimo stripes to match our flamboyant painted Hetchins Excreto Creepy. Anyone with a room to share?

http://www.uscoles.com/phoot/tandeml.jpg

I guess Greg ain't too happy with being Stoker. Fabulous.

And they wonder why we shave our legs??

Ciao,

Ben(ita) Kamenjas Sydney, Oztralia (home of Priscilla)

p.s. Humo(u)r on the list rarely works - if in doubt read the above

p.p.s. Ray Dobbins roomed with Tom Sanders ????? What is this, a C Record convention?