Re: [CR] assistance needed urgently!

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Date: Wed, 16 Jun 2010 02:29:23 -0700 (PDT)
From: "John D Proch" <johnprochss@yahoo.com>
To: Jack Gabus <jgabus@gmail.com>, classicrendezvous@bikelist.org
In-Reply-To:
Subject: Re: [CR] assistance needed urgently!


Na, he can just steal one little middle eastern dune jumpers from some school kid. About the same. Then he will get one hand and one leg cut off. That will put an end to his shenanigans. In Texas we still hang a cattle rustler. I have an old 67 Schwinn Sting-Ray I could maybe send him if someone would pick up the cargo! :-).

John Proch La Grange, Texas

________________________________ From: Jack Gabus <jgabus@gmail.com> To: Sadiq Gill <sadiqgill@gmail.com> Cc: CR <classicrendezvous@bikelist.org> Sent: Tue, June 15, 2010 11:53:00 AM Subject: Re: [CR] assistance needed urgently!

Spammer!!! The Moulton 753 (one of two ever made) is still in my possesion and is going no where. I guess Sadiq will have to suffer.

Black Hawk Down!

Cheers,

Jack

On Mon, Jun 14, 2010 at 5:03 PM, Sadiq Gill <sadiqgill@gmail.com> wrote:
> I have traveled a far distance and am being held by Somali pirates. They
> have no phones to connect or disconnect. They are demanding either a 54
> square Confente or a Moulton 753 in the same size in order to secure my
> release. I fear they will torture me if they do not receive either one or
> both of said bicycles. They said they have a contact somewhere in Virginia
> where the bikes can be sent. They have even offered to pay shipping using
> Western Union. Sory for teh typos, i have one hand tied behind my bacj and
> am being forced to listen to old Wayen Newton recordings...please help!
>
> --
> Sadiq Gill
> Somewhere off the
> Gulf of Aden
> _______________________________________________
>

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Jack Gabus
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