Ken, you might be the biggest pervert on the globe for all I know but your post certainly had me chuckling.
Isn't there a danger that this list takes itself just a little too seriously? Let's keep a sense of humour: there are worse things in the world than the M word.
Let's hear from all you people out there who have never masturbated. The silence might be deafening!
Bruce "Keep it in perspective" Robbins.
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