In a message dated 9/19/01 10:59:12 AM, cyclartist@home.com writes:
<< I hope the tragic events of the past week will not prevent attending the VR. >>
Intelligence reports have Nels Cone spreading biological warfare throughout the area in the form of thorns on all the roadsides and toxic mildew in the waterbottles.
Chuck expects to rally his allies for a swift counterattack. Japanese, French, British, Spanish, Italian afficiados are expected to join in an unprecedented display of solidarity.
The tubular and intestinal casualties are expected to high; however, this is a new kind of war and Chuck's forces intend to prevail. Further updates soon...
ITS A JOKE!
Ted