Hang em from the ceiling and crawl through the rooms.
Get rid of your furniture, that's really what's taking up all the space. Who really needs a bed, sofa, stove or fridge.
Turn em into parts and store em in boxes.
Get rid of your girlfriend, they just don't understand.
Sell the local latte shop on the idea of renovating with a European bike racing theme, then rent them the bikes to pull it off (I actually tried this once myself!)
Ask Chuck Schmidt, he lives with MILLIONS of bikes, parts, catalogs and old jerseys!
Ted, too many myself.