Here's one for an informal contest...
Item #: 1184087730
Title: BROOKS TYPE AIR BIKE LEATHER BICYCLE SEAT
Price: $28.00
Bids: 0
Starts: Aug-27-01 13:11:45 PDT
URL: http://ebay.com/
a. Comes with a fur seat cover! b. What really was in Spenco seat covers... c. How to make MORE dogs chase you.
Your responses are...
Roy (102 uses for a ...) Drinkwater Lititz (taking my birthday off), PA
p.s. sorry Dale, couldn't help myself on this one...
p.s.s. how about that description? " BUYER PAYS S/H,ITS IN GOOD SHAPE " What does that look like to you?