Not all wines that are old are "vintage". Sometimes new can indeed be improved and better. I am thinking to myself, wool? is that not what my old lttle league jersy was made of? Wool? it brings back memorys of hot july days in left field...sorry guys but on this vintage idea I fear I shall pass, not because of a medical condition, I'll pass because I am not sure I want to be that "Vintage"....and I suspect wool will become very vintage at about 30 miles in the Carolina sunshine.
But, whatever lifts the skirt, I wish you well with the woolies, if you should make a synthetic I will most likely be interested.