Hey, Y'all:
I think the most appropriate quaff four our motley crew would be the stuff that Duquesne Brewing in Pittsburgh used to sell.
It was called "Old Frothingslosh"; the catch-phrase on the label was "The Stale Pale Ale with the Foam on the Bottom"; and featured pictures of scantily-clad, overweight not-so-young women on the cans.
If we can't unearth any of it (or Billy Beer), I'll settle for Duvel or Corsendonk.
Chris Beyer
cold, wet, 'n nasty Bloomfield, NJ