[CR]The Stage is SET!

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Date: Mon, 27 Jan 2003 19:16:49 -0800
From: "Brian Baylis" <rocklube@adnc.com>
To: classicrendezvous@bikelist.org
Subject: [CR]The Stage is SET!

Good evening campers!

I spoke with the Grand Pubah (aka Dale) a short time ago. He just called to vent some of his excitement about the dinner/gathering tomorrow. This is going to be a real treat. The crowd, and these are only the ones I know of, will be "star studded" in a certain sense. Our guiding light is attracting moths at an alarming rate. I believe the projected number is going to be around 20 to 25 live squirming bodies; both male and female in gender. It is not known wheather any of these beings are aliens taking refuge in human bodies. It matters not; we will have a great time regardless.

Dale is comming over tomorrow and I'm going to force him to look at EVERY single (and tandem) bike in my pissant collection. Nobody ever wants to check out my lousey crap but Dale is desperate to kill some time. It never seems to impress anyone to see the Peugeot UO-8's and Schwinn Varsities lined up for painting; but like I said Dale is really floundering. I'll do my best to entertain him. I'm learning to juggle. My dog does tricks! She's got the card game of "Follow the Queen" down and she's already scammed several of my friends.

Anxious to meet new friends and revisit old ones as well. Are we going to have to order a "Margurita Bong" for this crowd? See everyone tomorrow night. For whoever is the "bean counter" in this operation, please register Baylis, party of two.

Hasta Linguine, Amigos!

Brian Baylis La Mesa, CA Does Mexican food taste good with "foot"? I usually manage to stick my foot in when dining with crowds. Socially retatded, I think they call it.