I've heard that the local residents are panicking and evacuating Greensboro town, cars heading out in every direction, loaded with the dogs and cats too, and the national guard is on alert! Particularly, one cowboy from way out west has em running scared. By the time you bike slingers get to the place, there won't be much left but a few tumbleweeds. Even heard that the sheriff, DB, took off his badge. Holey Moley!
Dennis Young Wish I could go too in Hotaka, Japan
>> Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up, the show is about to
>> begin. Come one, come all, you will see things that you have never seen
>> before. We have bikes from Italy, France, Great Britain, Germany,
>> Switzerland, Canada, Japan and the USA, plus from the deep dark regions of
>> the earth, even the Southern California. There are big ones and small
>> ones, bright ones and dull ones, old ones and new ones. The center ring
>> will showcase the eaters of the flame. We have the fat man, the skinny
>> man, the Klein gal and the three legged man from New York. There will be
>> Wolverines from Michigan, Gators from Florida, and the scary flip-flop
>> wearing Saxman from Connecticut. The poor man will come in from West
>> Virginia and the rich men from up North. The loggers from Washington State
>> to the sun worshippers of SoCal will all enhance the experience. You can
>> sample the many foods of the big top, including Mexican Food ala
>> Greensboro, deli sandwiches, and the best pancakes in the East. We will
>> have home brew beer from Alabama and spectacular Masi wine from Italy. All
>> this in the backdrop of the Battleground Inn near the site of a standoff
>> between Nathaniel Greene and his Patriots and the oh so ambitious Lord
>> Cornwallis. So, bring your beau or your bike, but come ladies and
>> gentlemen. Welcome to the Greatest Show on Earth, Le Cirque du Cyclisme!!
>> Let the show begin!
>>
>> Lou Deeter, Orlando FL
>
> er, what's the dress for this affair/
> With all this hooplas, I'm guessing from gowns and white tie to birthday
> suit.
> We'll be bringing some Maryland Crabs, but not the edibles