Re: [CR]Check your guns at the door boys and girls

(Example: Events:Cirque du Cyclisme:2004)

Date: Wed, 30 Apr 2003 14:08:16 -0700
From: "Brian Baylis" <rocklube@adnc.com>
To: Dennis Young <mail@woodworkingboy.com>
Subject: Re: [CR]Check your guns at the door boys and girls
References: <BAD58196.1E2F%mail@woodworkingboy.com>
cc: classicrendezvous@bikelist.org

Dennis,

That's odd; I've heard just the opposite. The people of Greensboro have been lining the streets anxiously awaiting the arrival of a large number of Bike GEEKS. From what I understand, the whole community can't understand why a certain small group of people go around biting the heads off of bicycles! They can hardley wait to see it in person. I have heard that the menfolk have urged the wives and daughters to steer clear of one Wild West Bikeslinger who has a reputation for breaking hearts!

Larry; dress for the affair? I don't have a dress. Why did you wait so long to mention it? No time to go shopping before I leave; I'm REALLY going to feel out of place now! Thanks a lot, pal. My birthday suit is at the cleaners; I guess I'll have to figure something out SOON.

Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no stinking BADGES! Dale doesn't wear a badge anyway; he wears a crown. Nametags, now that's a different subject. Roy Drinkwater is seeing to that. I hope the nametags don't clash with everyones dresses.

Brian Baylis La Mesa, CA Starting in getting crazy a little bit early.
>
> I've heard that the local residents are panicking and evacuating Greensboro
> town, cars heading out in every direction, loaded with the dogs and cats
> too, and the national guard is on alert! Particularly, one cowboy from way
> out west has em running scared. By the time you bike slingers get to the
> place, there won't be much left but a few tumbleweeds. Even heard that the
> sheriff, DB, took off his badge. Holey Moley!
>
> Dennis Young
> Wish I could go too in Hotaka, Japan
>
> >> Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up, the show is about to
> >> begin. Come one, come all, you will see things that you have never seen
> >> before. We have bikes from Italy, France, Great Britain, Germany,
> >> Switzerland, Canada, Japan and the USA, plus from the deep dark regions of
> >> the earth, even the Southern California. There are big ones and small
> >> ones, bright ones and dull ones, old ones and new ones. The center ring
> >> will showcase the eaters of the flame. We have the fat man, the skinny
> >> man, the Klein gal and the three legged man from New York. There will be
> >> Wolverines from Michigan, Gators from Florida, and the scary flip-flop
> >> wearing Saxman from Connecticut. The poor man will come in from West
> >> Virginia and the rich men from up North. The loggers from Washington State
> >> to the sun worshippers of SoCal will all enhance the experience. You can
> >> sample the many foods of the big top, including Mexican Food ala
> >> Greensboro, deli sandwiches, and the best pancakes in the East. We will
> >> have home brew beer from Alabama and spectacular Masi wine from Italy. All
> >> this in the backdrop of the Battleground Inn near the site of a standoff
> >> between Nathaniel Greene and his Patriots and the oh so ambitious Lord
> >> Cornwallis. So, bring your beau or your bike, but come ladies and
> >> gentlemen. Welcome to the Greatest Show on Earth, Le Cirque du Cyclisme!!
> >> Let the show begin!
> >>
> >> Lou Deeter, Orlando FL
> >
> > er, what's the dress for this affair/
> > With all this hooplas, I'm guessing from gowns and white tie to birthday
> > suit.
> > We'll be bringing some Maryland Crabs, but not the edibles