Ok Thing is fishy!Whats the deal with this girl that wants to roll around Florence with a bike?Nothing,u would say,plenty american girls rollin around florence on bikes.But,i wonder,why it gotta be Dei,Bianchi or Legnano?uhmmmmmmm.......i smell something in here.What s the plan Russ?Maasland?U gonna send this girl over to me dressed like a french bike? I know u all retroheads,u would do anything to put ur hands on my secret connections!Anyway Russ,lemme know what kinda bike she wants,what size and ill bring her in a couple of places.She want road or town bike?budget?When she comin?how old is she?interests?tell her i can show up with 4 different styles: 1)Alternative,retro kid,trucker mesh hat,greasy hair, messenger bag filled with markers and a track bike. 2)Full black attire.Campagnolo silk pants.Shirt and tie.bit of a tan,greasy hair and random gold jewelry.Ill impress her with the Champagne MAsi 4)Straight Versace outfit.Hella colorful unbuttoned shirt.Tan,necklace with cross(gold of course) that Madonna could only dream about back in the days.Panama Hat,greasy hair,sandal sand white cotton Pants.be waiting for her sipping a Caipirinha.Bike will be a Tommasini limited edition,with full Campagnolo panto parts. 4)Hi Tops Nike dunk with green cargo pants.Wife beater shirt,tan,greasy hair and goatee.Will impress the lady with his Colnago mexico ,with crimpled top tube and full panto parts.Will be waiting for her dipping a croissant in a cappuccino.
Ok Russ,u have my email address.tell her to get in touch with me and ill see what i can do.(Rates go from 7 to 10 euros pe rhour.Meals not included)
Ciao
Matteo"stay greasy"Brandi Fiorenza Italia