Kim,
Sharp as cooked spagetti, you are; that is correct! I could just stick the extra one in my arse(is that the Scot word?) but someone usually beats me to that with their own foot! An extra mouth it is! No wait, are you guys sure you want THAT? Perpahs an extra arse might be a better idea, no?
Brian Baylis La Mesa, CA What better thing for a person who has been an ass so many times, but to have an extra one "sitting" around?
If I remember a past thread correctly, brian, you would also have to grow another mouth to put that extra foot into.
Kim "Club" klakow Berlin, "City of Flower "(singular!), Germany
>
> Charles,
>
> I could grow another foot, but I have 3 already; all lefts! (You REALLY
> don't want to see me dance!) Another foot and it would get really clumsey.
I
> do have taller bikes, but for some reason I'm just as small on them. Go
> figure!
>
> Brian Baylis
> La Mesa, CA
> Had to grow another foot to match my third arm.
>
>
>
> -- chasds@mindspring.com wrote:
> The other problem with trying to keep up with
> the group is the Baylis is useless when it
> comes to getting a pull. I kept getting in
> behind him and it was like no-one was
> there.
>
> Brian! Grow another foot or get a taller bike,
> willya?
>
> Charles "growing out, instead of up" Andrews
> soCal
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: brianbaylis@juno.com
> Sent: Jan 13, 2004 2:03 PM
> To: chasds@mindspring.com
> Cc: classicrendezvous@bikelist.org
> Subject: Re: [CR]re: SoCal man-of-the-year Vintage Ride
>
>
> Charles,
>
> You are absolutely correct. Not everyone has ants in their pants on our
> rides. It should be made known that if you show up to one of our
gathersings,
> you will NEVER regret it! We have a blast, you can ride either way and
> have first class company. Personally, I haven't quite had enough of
suffering
> behind someone's rear wheel at age 50. I actually like to suffer on the
> bike, it reminds me of my youth! The time may be soon for me to bring the
> suffering down a notch; since Sargent Pergolizzi id due in town shortly.
He
> tells me that he's bringing his whip and cattle prod! OUCH! But if it
works, I
> expect the complaints about not being able to draft me will increase
> tenfold! Don't blame me, BLAME PERGOLIZZI!!
>
> Also, the summer is a better time to slow down and take in the sights on
> our coastal rides in my opinion, for obvious reasons! It isn't thong
season
> yet!
>
> Brian Baylis
> La Mesa, CA
>
> -- chasds@mindspring.com wrote:
> I have to append one brief note to Brian's story.
>
> On the way back, north of Huntington Beach, at
> Huntington Cliffs, I slowed down, and the group
> took off into the blue distance.
>
> I generally like riding in the group for these things..
> everyone is wearing fine vintage jerseys and riding ultra-cool
> bikes, and it's great fun to take it all in, especially in
> all the beautiful golden California sun we've had lately--we've
> had an extraordinarily beautiful winter, brief, intense storms
> followed by week, after week, of flawless, cool, crisp, perfectly
> sunny days. Not even much smog, and none along the coast.
>
> Now that I've managed to get the eastern CR group gnashing
> their teeth (I lived in NE Ohio for 12 years, I *know*)... you'll
> understand why I slowed down. I spent plenty of time in my
> racing days looking down at someone else's wheel at high speed.
>
> Sunday, I just wanted to enjoy the surfers, who were lucky to
> have a fine big north swell rolling in...the sun glinting on the water,
> the perfect clear sky, the light sea breeze. The bright colors of sea
> and sky and vegetation.
>
> Just as I was hitting Bolsa Chica State Park (home of some quite
> lovely wetlands), who should come up behind me but Scott Smith
> on his spectacular new Saronni-era, candy-red, Colnago Super,
> Alan Schmidt (If I got your name wrong, Alan, my apologies), on
> what I can't remember, and Dennis Stover on his pretty mid-70s
> tomato-red Masi.
>
> We decided to practice our slow-motion sprint for the rest of the
> ride, and we thoroughly enjoyed the road, the bikes, and
> the surroundings, until we rolled into the dwelling of
> host-extraordinaire,
> Jay van de Veldt.
>
> If anyone is out this way, and we're doing one of these rides, come with
> us!
> If you don't have a bike with you, no problem, we'll find you one!
> Great group, great bikes, and the best weather in the world, I'm convinced
> (other than maybe somewhere on the coast of Chile, or Portugal. Africa
> may have some weather like this on their west coast, but I imagine the
> roads aren't too great, not to mention the dearth of pasta joints)
>
> And, most important, not all of us hammer. Some of us enjoy the
> scenery..
>
> Charles "from SoCal and proud of it" Andrews
> SoCal
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