[CR]Meeting Ms. Funderbunk Was: ebay outing

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From: "Thomas R. Adams, Jr." <kctommy@msn.com>
To: dupe@mac.com, classicrendezvous@bikelist.org
Date: Sat, 08 May 2004 11:58:50 +0000
Subject: [CR]Meeting Ms. Funderbunk Was: ebay outing


>I'm Planning my life around Cirque '05 already ... new teeth, calf
>implants, lipo-suck all over, industrial strength Rogaine, chemical
>peel, chin tuck & brow lift, Brazilian suntan ....... all just so
>i can perhaps meet Miss Funderbunk .... "Hi Bailey, I'm Ben Kamen
> ...... Kauzo's only son (insert Bond-esque grin here) ".
>
>ciao,
>
>Ben Kamen
>NYC
>

If you do all that, you'll stick out like a sore thumb with this group. If you want to fit in, get some grey hair, eat lots of krispy kremes and develop an assortment of aches and pains. Then you're only decision is whether to ride lots so you can drop the hammer on the "social pace" rides, or ride hardly at all so you can drop off the back and doodle around town with lots of other folks like me. Then you'll be a "typical" CR member.

And Ms. Funderbunk gives high octane smiles to the geezer class anyway, saving me a fortune in Grecian Formula. I'll put you down for a seat on the party bus.

Tom Adams, Shrewsbury NJ