This was on a Potomac Pedalers list-serve, posted with permission of the author:
Dan Lehman, dan.lehman@wap.org, wrote:
Ah, remember shifting prior to "index"-ing? STI on a the chainrings, ha!
--a haiku, by Mr. Retro
Sans friction, sorrowful shifts Spurn The Indexing : Too clever by half
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and we return you now to our regularly scheduled programming...
harvey sachs
mcLean va