Dear Sirs, I read, with horror, about my suspention, Although I didn't see the paragraph asking for contact name Address, Phone number, zip code, social security #, birth date, mothers maiden name, Banking information and Visa #. Or how much it will cost to get back on?
Also missing was the paragraph about how I can recieve a ceritfied cashiers check and when your shipping agent would be by to collect the overage and inspect my collection. I realize that being a forign minister from Nigeria and traveling the globe, to find the heir to the $69,000,000US that is unclaimed, takes alot of your time , but , I really would like to buy my way back on . Please send your "best price" and I will have the funds ready for your agent in the form of a Cashiers Check drawn on a Haitian offshore bank.
I am now taking to the crusher all bikes that are even close to 21 years old . I will viedo their accual destruction for verification.
I have just suppended all my memberships in all other mailing lists , but the CR. I am having a blocking program installed so I cannot access anything but the CR so I will reduce my chances of being tempted. This will cause havock with my current Ebay auctions, but, this is a small price to pay.
Yours in cycling
David Cowie Sutherlin,Oregon
"never been kicked out of anything but the womens bathroom"
OROBOYZ@aol.com wrote:
> In a message dated 9/6/2004 4:40:43 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
> Toni.Theilmeier@t-online.de writes:
>
> << RE: Your account has been suspended
>
> Dear CR lister,
> while checking our master list of all the mailing lists you are a
> member of, it has become evident that you have accumulated far too many
> memberships.
>
> We therefore are compelled to suspend your memberships of two of them,
> one being the present CR list, until you have fully complied to one or
> two minor details listed below. You will be notified separately by the
> other listmaster.
>
> However, If you would like to continue your membership of CR, you need
> to give the following data immediately and without second thought.
>
> A List all frame numbers of cycles older than 21 yrs. in your
> possession. Please state where the numbers are to be found on the frame
> for easier checking. We will possibly come round to your garage
> tomorrow night between five and six. Data gleaned from Thanet
> Silverlight, Paris Galibier, Hetchins Magnum Opus and / or Gillott
> Fleur de Lys frames should be entered red to simplify identification.
>
> B Please state in alphabetical order the first and second names of
> all people you have been cycling with over a period of, say, the last
> 15 yrs. You may omit people on cycles less than 21 yrs. old, those who
> have accompanied you for less than 10 miles, or those your wife/husband
> must not know about.
>
> C You should also tell us the number of spokes in the wheel you built
> last. The figure should be exact down to roughly one or two. We know
> your standards in these things, so we feel we can give you a little
> leeway here.
>
> D Only where applicable (however, apply liberally to insure continued
> CR membership): Please send any cycles and components by the following
> marques to the address given below post free: Campagnolo, Singer,
> Herse, Pogliaghi, Guerciotti. No need for any Masis at the moment; the
> dude we phished last week has sent some already.
>
> E Do your swear an oath never to own a cycle less than 21 yrs. old?
> Simply tick O yes or O no.
>
>
> As you have ticked "Oh no!!" in the last question, we are sorry to
> inform you about the immediate cancellation of your CR membership.
>
> Nice to have talked to you, and sorry for any inconvenience.
>
> Toni Theilmeier, temporarily of Lagos, Nigeria, usually Belm, Germany. >>
>
> Dale Brown
> cycles de ORO, Inc.
> 1410 Mill Street
> Greensboro, North Carolina 27408
> 336-274-5959
> fax 336-274-6360
> <A HREF="http://www.cyclesdeoro.com">cyclesdeORO.com</A>
> <A HREF="http://www.classicrendezvous.com./main.htm">ClassicRendezvous.com</A>