Re: [CR]Manly Wheel Builds---Top THIS!!

(Example: Framebuilding)

Date: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:33:28 -0700
From: <mrrabbit@mrrabbit.net>
To: Bianca Pratorius <gerthe.bonk@googlemail.com>
Subject: Re: [CR]Manly Wheel Builds---Top THIS!!
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Inhaling the fumes of Tri-Flow is good enough for me thank you...

=8-)

Quoting Bianca Pratorius <gerthe.bonk@googlemail.com>:
> As to any list member who thinks it anal and potentially homo to build
> wheels, take it from a South Floridian who knows. I begin my highly
> ritualized affair by rolling my person in the droppings of the Dung Beetle.
> As all good listers should know, the Dung Beetle deposits powerful insect
> sperm in its droppings before rolling them into a dung heep. I then wrip
> off whatever shirt I am wearing with bear hands and incisors only. I do the
> same to my shoes, pants and socks. I wear no underwear several days
> before I build wheels in anticipation of the blessed event. I use latex
> paint and nipple cream on my average wheels. For the superfast man of steel
> on a steel steed, I use my own man seed which tends to flow in copious
> amounts when properly flagellated by a good hard tension-o-meter. Often the
> wheel building will stretch into the morning hours where you'll then find me
> sated, bronzed and a build to behold.
>
> Viva La Flambe,
>
> Garth Libre in Miami Florida USA
>
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