A few of you asked if there is, in fact, a real "Linda" in my life...(I, for one, have been singing the title of this post to the tune of The Who classic.) So here is some photographic evidence:
http://www.wooljersey.com/
Please don't mention her to my girlfriend...If Agnieszka hears about this "Linda" spending time between my legs, I am sure to get a healthy dose of what I call "The Polish Fury".
Matthew Bowne
Brooklyn, New York