Hello, all
I know many of you are feeling very foolish today about your old bike obsession, after being enlightened by our newfound expert on CraigsRant.
In the spirit of compassion and do-goodness, I am willing to take some of your old crappy bikes off your hands, and treat you to a Walmart bike, up to $89.95 list price.
I am especially interested in removing the old unsafe bikes of Italy and Great Britain from the road. I will also buy you a big WalMart slushy drink when you surrender your Colnago, Masi, Bob Jackson, Holdsworth, etc.
I am sorry about the French contingent. Those plastic parts are prone to exploding during heavy commuting. There is nothing less safe than trying to text and drink some coffee, just to have one of those plastic parts give out in traffic. So, $59.95 and no slushy is my limit on Herse, Singer, and so forth.
No need to thank me, boys and girls, it's your safety I'm all about here.
I promise the junkers will go straight to the crusher, just like the gas hog cars are.
:)
Tom Joswick
Columbus OH