Tsk, tsk.. such a shame that one of our own CR members would stoop so low as to send this patently deceptive plea for help in selfish hope of enlarging his bike collection.
By the way, my understanding is that the talented individual whose recordings you are being forced to endure (Wayne Newton, aka "Fixie" Newton) is also an esteemed collector of Italian racing machinery...
Joe LaTassa
Hellertown, PA
From: Sadiq Gill <sadiqgill@gmail.com> Subject: [CR] assistance needed urgently! To: "Classicrendezvous Rendezvous" <Classicrendezvous@bikelist.org> Date: Monday, June 14, 2010, 8:03 PM
I have traveled a far distance and am being held by Somali pirates. They have no phones to connect or disconnect. They are demanding either a 54 square Confente or a Moulton 753 in the same size in order to secure my release. I fear they will torture me if they do not receive either one or both of said bicycles. They said they have a contact somewhere in Virginia where the bikes can be sent. They have even offered to pay shipping using Western Union. Sory for teh typos, i have one hand tied behind my bacj and am being forced to listen to old Wayen Newton recordings...please help!
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Sadiq Gill
Somewhere off the
Gulf of Aden