Can I have your Cotten if you don't make it?
Keith Anderson
Keith Anderson Cycles
222 N. Marble Dr.
Grants Pass, OR 97526
541-471-4114
http://www.keithandersoncycles.com
I have traveled a far distance and am being held by Somali pirates. They have no phones to connect or disconnect. They are demanding either a 54 square Confente or a Moulton 753 in the same size in order to secure my release. I fear they will torture me if they do not receive either one or both of said bicycles. They said they have a contact somewhere in Virginia where the bikes can be sent. They have even offered to pay shipping using Western Union. Sory for teh typos, i have one hand tied behind my bacj and am being forced to listen to old Wayen Newton recordings...please help!
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Sadiq Gill
Somewhere off the
Gulf of Aden