Well, I might get booted off the list for this, but there really are (or were not too long ago) bikes sold under the names "Menstrual Cycles" and (I swear I'm not making this up) "Heavy as Fuck". BMX bikes of course, or should I say "duh!"
Makes the Ibis Hakkalügi [made with "Custom Moron(TM) tubeset"] seem quite tasteful in comparison, eh?
I truly apologize in advance if this has ruined anyone's day. For penance I vow to stay relentlessly on-topic for... um, realistically? -until I forget about having ever made any such vow.
Mark Bulgier
Seattle, Wa
USA