Now, even a department store Santa has to have passed the bar. You're confusing the litle kids for cris sakes! I liked it better in the old days.
!!HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! !!HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! !!HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
Dennis Young HO HO HOtaka, Japan
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>
> Steven Maasland
> Moorestown, NJ