[CR]Santa's legal discourse

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From: "Dennis Young" <mail@woodworkingboy.com>
To: <classicrendezvous@bikelist.org>
In-Reply-To: <20021220165901.23738.13090.Mailman@phred.org>
Subject: [CR]Santa's legal discourse
Date: Fri, 20 Dec 2002 16:22:29 -0800

Now, even a department store Santa has to have passed the bar. You're confusing the litle kids for cris sakes! I liked it better in the old days.

!!HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! !!HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! !!HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

Dennis Young HO HO HOtaka, Japan


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