(This is old, but perhaps worth repeating)
Tubasti by Aldo Ross
Tubasti on the sidewalls Tubasti on the spokes Tubasti on the workbench And a bunch of cotter bolts
Tubasti on the visegrips Tubasti on my arm Tubasti on my chin and cheek I hope it won't cause harm
Tubasti on the light switch Tubasti on the cats Tubasti on my shoes and socks And on my car's floor mats
Tubasti on the carpet Tubasti in my hair I tried to glue just one damn tire Now Tubasti's everywhere
Aldo Ross
Middletown, Ohio