Matty,
Monitor the subject defector closely in June when the weather turns. Ween slowly off bagels and pizza and watch for change in temper. If possible have him avoid NYC during nice weather so he does not suffer a relapse.
Regarding almost being born in NJ, and as in horseshoes and handgrenades, "almost" don't count.
Classic content: Matty's new Rene Herse tandem frame from Alex March. Nice score Matty.
Did you all see the 1977 Alex Singer tandem that some French guy picked up for a song on French Ebay this morning? Sacre Bleu!
On 4/17/07 6:42 PM, "bikenut@verizon.net" <bikenut@verizon.net> wrote:
> California has been blessed with a defector from New York... one
> Gian Pergolizzi. He has taken to wearing shorts, flip flops and
> flower print shirts, plays a guitar and most importantly just
> passed the California Accent exam. He can now successfully and
> on demand pronounce water as water and not wuter, you as you instead of youze,
> Long Island as Long Island instead of Lon Giland.
> He now goes by the name of Moondoggie-Pergs. As Cirque Auctioneer
> he has been given special dispensation to revert to Newyourkese
> for the duration of all Cirque time spent east of the Mississippi.
>
> Matt 'Almost born in New Jersey' Gorski
> Belmont Shore, CA USA
Mike Schmidt
Stirling, NJ
USA