A few days ago I learned that a co-worker, we'll call him "Frank," had been playing around with another woman and had been ratted out to his wife by someone in the know. Meanwhile, my lovely spouse became "informed" that I had received an inordinate number of boxes at work that seemed to have nothing to do with department purchases. I have to tell you, I'm in much deeper doo-doo than Frank seems to be.
Anyone know a floozie with loose morals who can help me get out of this mess?
Steve Barner, "She's got to have some pretty low standards..." Bolton, Vermont
> Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 18:10:47 -0700 (PDT)
\r?\n> From: Raymond Dobbins <raydobbins2003@yahoo.com>
\r?\n> To: classicrendezvous@bikelist.org
\r?\n> Subject: [CR]Subject: Bike Count aka Spousal Disinformation Poll
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\r?\n> familiar scene # 1 - a garage, basement or den in anytown, usa
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\r?\n> [spouse walks in on cr list member working on a bike. the bike was
\r?\n> delivered by ups to the list member's workplace. the cr list member
\r?\n> brought it home and unpacked it while the spouse was out of the house,
\r?\n> and just finished stashing the box in another part of the house]
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\r?\n> spouse: is that a new bike?
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\r?\n> cr list member: nah, it was here.
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\r?\n> spouse: really? i don't remember it. when did you get it?
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\r?\n> cr list member: i dunno, we've had it, just haven't ridden it in a
\r?\n> while...so your sister's coming to town, huh? when is that? haven't
\r?\n> seen her in a while, huh?
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\r?\n> familiar scene #2 - conversation at a restaurant between a cr list
\r?\n> member and spouse, and the sister from out of town
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\r?\n> sister: so, how many bikes do you have now?
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\r?\n> cr list member: i dunno, 10 or 12
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\r?\n> spouse: i thought you had more than that.
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\r?\n> cr list member: maybe for 14, i'm not sure
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\r?\n> spouse: you have more than that
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\r?\n> cr list member: around that, yeah, i have to count them again...so
\r?\n> when was the last time you were here?
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\r?\n> no poll needs to be taken. i'm sure that all of us with more than 10
\r?\n> bikes have gone through situations like the ones above.
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\r?\n> hope you enjoyed it.
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\r?\n> ray dobbins
\r?\n> miami, florida